Okay, this is a step to step guide, for all you geeks (or wannabe's) who got nothin better to do with their lives.. SHAME ON YOU.
In order to get this right, before we start, you gotta understand that YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE, AND YOU DO NOT WANNA CHANGE FOR THE WORST.
^^^ LOOK AT THAT.. The GOLDEN rule. (:
1. Okay, so what you do is go to school. Don't walk in, don't run in, but stroll in. Keep your head high, and look cool, and laid back. (MAKE SURE U LOOK GOOD AND SMELL GOOD). Smile, and make eye contact with everyone you talk to. You can smile, yeah, but whateva you do- DON'T LOOK SAD. :/ its real bummer.
2. Make friends with the 'Popular' crowd. Eat lunch with them, even bumlick them (but not on extreme levels, just enough to let them know that ur nice). Make sure you have evidence you are mates with them.. like pictures are stuff like that.
3.Pick up on the 'in' stuff, like clothes, and new slang..
4.Make your own signature accessory, like to always wear earrings, and always change them. Or to always wear scarves or sunglasses? Dunno, u pick..
5.Join a team, or popular club.
6. Crack a few jokes from your oler brother in a big crowd, just to get your name around.
7. Get a make over, and look PENG!!
8.Get the most popular girl drunk at a party, take an embarassing picture of her,expose her and show EVERYONE.
9. Tell all her friends, that she's a whore who slept with their crushes/boyfs, and she stinks like poo.. tee hee
10.If she tries to make a comeback, just bust out the picture of her ;:D
;:D MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
All these things = one uber popular girl :D
.. just so ya no, i aint responsible for ur actions if you do choose to follow this through lol (:
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